Posted on

Who Killed Microsoft?

“Not I” said the Windows user“I liked Ultimate but I’m no loserI paid for a Vista upgradebut when my 3D shader failed to shadeI decided XP was the right callYou can’t blame me at all.”Who killed Microsoft? Why did all those jobs get lost?“Not I,” said the Netbook buyer.“I just wanted something lighter.Not my fault Atom was crapand couldn’t run my Windows apps.I installed Linux, yes it’s true,but what was I supposed to do?It wasn’t me who made it fall,you can’t blame me at all.”Who killed Microsoft? Why did all those jobs get lost?“Not I,” said the Zune fanboy,“I got Zune, I’m no iToySure it didn’t do too much andtoo bad my girlfriend bought a Touchnow we’re iTunes all the waywhat else do I have to say?”Who killed Microsoft? Why did all those jobs get lost?“Not I,” said MSN,“Just point your finger at them.Look: Google does a better job,we didn’t buy Yahoo! cause they’re clodsPeople want a good old fashioned enginebut we lost our parent a few million.But it wasn’t us who made it fall,you can’t blame us at all.”Who killed Microsoft? Why did all those jobs get lost?“It wasn’t me,” said Steve Ballmer.“I’m no less fat but I’m much calmer.Bill Gates told me he’d never leavebut now he’s gone just like Steve.I’m trying I’m trying yes I confess,but no one watched me at CES!”Who killed Microsoft? Why did all those jobs get lost?

Advertisement

About mmathia

Professional storm chaser for the National Weather Service and Skywarn Kansas http://weather.gov http://ict-skywarn.org Storm chase team coordinator for KAKE-TV. http://kake.com http://kakelandweathernow.com Emergency management communications officer. Ham Radio callsign is KD0IJO. http://kswx.net http://racesofsedgwickcounty.org Semi-famous on-air/club/event DJ. http://energy981.com President and lead photographer of Michael Brian Photography http://michaelbrianphotography.com CEO and Lead Tech of Hypertech Computer Solutions http://hypertechs.net My personal and media blog: http://mikemathia.com http://blog.mikemathia.com Call or text me: 316.444.0690 Email us: Personal site: mike.mathia@gmail.com Hypertech Computers: hypertechs@gmail.com DJ 69 Online: deejay69@gmail.com Michael Brian Photography: mmmodeling@gmail.com Weather information: skywarnnet@gmail.com Ham radio contact: KD0IJO@gmail.com

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s